Chickens wary
The word around town amongst certain US Bank customers was if you opened a new account with Branch Manager Amy Lee, you would be rewarded with a dozen eggs. That unofficial policy is due to expire soon as Lee handed in her two-week notice last Friday in order to take a break from the stresses of banking and keep an eye on production in her backyard coops. Tired of having to reach increasingly difficult goals, Lee has decided to turn the tables and impose quotas on the denizens of Chickenland, she told the Blog this morning as she left the house for work on what would be the first day of her last two weeks. Poultry spokespersons Rocky and Pee Wee were unavailable for comment.
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Good for Amy. May she find another institution more worthy of her efforts.
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